Preface: I wake up to the sound of loud rain and survey the dark bedroom. With adjusted eyes, I see a dark figure in the corner of the room and realize it’s not raining.
Me: “Babe? Babe. BABE. Hellloooo. BABE what are you doing?”
Me: “Where are you peeing, Tim? Tim, where are you peeing? Tim. TIM!”
Tim: “BUCKETS! We got buckets! There’s buckets on the floor!”
Me: “Babe, there’s no buckets in here. TIM, there’s no buckets. TIM, stop. BABE!”
<a few moments elapse>
<still peeing all the while, tim turns about face, heads to the bathroom and finishes the job. returns right to bed>